WMP:

(There’s some squorrels in this house, there’s some squorrels in this house)
I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-mouth puppy
Make that squeaky toy SQUEAK
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you just adopted some wet-mouth puppy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-mouth puppy
Got some drippy sloppy kisses from this wet-mouth puppy
Thought we were getting a sweetheart but here’s this wet-mouth puppy
Chomp it up, puppy, chomp with joy
Chomp the big dog until he’s annoyed
Put this puppy right in your face
Chomp your nose like a squeaky toy
Hop on top, for better kisses
That big wet mouth almost never misses
Chomp my mouth, look in my eyes
This puppy is drooling and she’s grown in size
Pin me down like I'm a squirrel
Give me wet kisses, you silly lil girl
I can take it until I think
About what you last ate, then I want to hurl
Caught a mouse, mouth is full
WMP life is never dull
I don't taxidermy, not that cool
But let me tell you how I got this skull.
Yeah, you adopted some wet-mouth puppy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-mouth puppy
Got some drippy sloppy kisses from this wet-mouth puppy
Thought we were getting a sweetheart but here’s this wet-mouth puppy

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