JustAnotherDogBlog

  Middy: *gives sweet little kisses* Me: Aww, thank you, that's very ni- WAIT *Checks for poop* Ok.

  Nobody: Nobody: Mephitidae: *THUNK* ... Me: Middy, what is that? M: PRESENT! Me: Middy, is that poop? M: BEST PRESENT!! Me: Middy. Did you bring me frozen poop? M: BIGGEST SPECIAL POOP PRESENT!!! Me: Middy. NO poop in the house! M: FOR OLD MOMMY!!! POOP PRESENT! Me: *picking up large frozen poop in paper towel* No. No poop, Middy. NO POOP. Middy: I LOVE YOU OLD MOMMY COOKIE JAR TREEAAATTTTT! *sits expectantly by cookie jar* Me: *throwing away poop* No, Middy, I don't want poop. No treat. Middy: *watching in disbelief* Special present??? MOMMY DOESNT WANT SPECIAL PRESENT??? COOKIE JAR TREAT PRESENT??? Me: No, Middy. You can have a treat for bringing good things. Poop stays outside. Middy: *dawning horror* BEST BIG POOP PRESENT AND NO COOKIE JAR TREAT???? *more horror* OLD MOMMY DOESNT LOVE HER MIDDDDYYYYYYY SPPOOOOOOONNNNNN??????? Me: *sigh* Old Mommy loves her Middy Spoon. But no poop. No treat. Middy: ...cookie jar treat? *pathetic face* Me: No. No treat. If I give you a treat,