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  Me: It's quiet... Schmoopie: TOO quiet.... Mephitidae: WHIRLWIND SNEAK ATTACK FROM UNDER THE FUTON WITH TACKLEHUGS AND CHIN CHOMPS!!!! Also she ate a stats book, which in retrospect was a highly probable outcome. 18 Jenny Lynn Stacy, Vicky Reiman and 16 others
  Mephitidae, in the style of The Little Mermaid: I want to be where my people is. I want to see, want to see them typing. Clicking away on those, what'dya call them? Keys? Sitting on floors, you don't get too far. Stand up on your hind legs, and now you're helping! Kissing and clawing and climbing their...what's that word again... knees! I want let in! Into the room! I want to screenbomb a faculty Zooooom! Up on their lap. Too hyper to nap. Part of their woooorrrrrkkk.