Super pooped!
Me: You've both been such good dogs, let's do errands and a walk! Schmoop: Yes, walk! Middy: Yes, walk OMG HARNESS WHY ok yes, walk. Me: What a good walk, many accomplishments, let's go home for some chicken chicken and snuggles! Schmoop: Yes I would like the treats and snuggles! Super pooped! Middy: I would also like the treats and snuggles! Super pooped! Exhausted! *hangs limp and lifeless* *must be helped into the car. So tired* Me: OK Schmoop (leashless), straight to the gate. Schmoop: Yes'm, that is my duty as guard dog. *goes to gate* Me: *holding the second leash I keep on Middy even after I've taken off the backup collar because Dangernoodle is a menace* OK, Middy, straight to the gate. My poor tired girl. What a good girl you were! Is treat time! Special treat! Middy: *slipping leash like Houdini on any given Tuesday* FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Me: ...... Middy (racing past at mach 9): FREEEEE * SONIC BOOM* DOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!! Me: *trudging down