3 a.m. Nobody: Mephitidae (to the entire neighborhood): I KILL YOU FUCKERS I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU FUCKITY FUCKER FUCKS I KILL YOU I KILL YOU Me, having confirmed there were, in fact, no fuckity fucker fucks needing killing: Back inside. Go to sleep. *Closes dog door* *Shoves Middy under covers* Middy: I kill.. kill... Grfuckity... kill....*snoooorreeee* Me: *awake for another few hours because insomnia, of course* 10 a.m. Me: Ok, lazy, let's get up! Middy: *gromp* No why you wake Middy so tired up all night just let me *kicks me in the crotch and face* *snoooooorrrreeee*
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