Me: *wearing makeup for my Zoom training because it turns out that without it, people can tell I'm dead* Mephitidae: WHAT IS THIS ON YOUR FACE?!? *LICK LICK LICK CHOMP LICK* Me: Ow, hey, knock it off, don't eat my chin... Mephitidae: IT'S ON YOUR EYES WHAT THE HELL INDECENCY IS THIS??? Me: OK, stop now, gross, no eye-li- Mephitidae: HOW DARE YOU BE SEEN BY PEOPLE WITH THIS...THIS....FILTH! ON YOUR EYES! *LICK LICK SLOBBER LICK FACE PIN* Me: Knock it off, Meph- Mephitidae: YOU ARE A FILTHY, FILTHY WHORE AND I WILL WASH THE INDECENCY FROM YOU! Me: *drowning in slobber* Mephitidae: FILTHY!! FILTHY!! FIIIILLLLLLLTTTTHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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