Just Like My Pajamas....
Me: Look, Middy! Look Schmoop! I have a new extra soft blanket! Middy & Schmoop: Ooooooo blanket! Me: And it matches my pajama pants! Me: See, it's soft like the pajamas... Middy: So soft! Me: And it's fuzzy like the pajamas... Middy: So fuzzy! Me: And it's got pretty moons and stars like the pajamas... Middy: So pretty! Me: and it's....wait. What? MIDDY MEPHITIDAE, DID YOU CHEW A HOLE IN THE PRETTY NEW BLANKET? Middy: Just like pajamas! Schmoop: Humph. ( It is a perfectly round hole. I don't know how she chews such perfectly round holes. Also if you see me wearing pants with a perfectly round patch, understand she did that WHILE I WAS WEARING THE PANTS. My lil girl is very, very sneaky.)