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  WMP: (There’s some squorrels in this house, there’s some squorrels in this house) I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet-mouth puppy Make that squeaky toy SQUEAK Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you just adopted some wet-mouth puppy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-mouth puppy Got some drippy sloppy kisses from this wet-mouth puppy Thought we were getting a sweetheart but here’s this wet-mouth puppy Chomp it up, puppy, chomp with joy Chomp the big dog until he’s annoyed Put this puppy right in your face Chomp your nose like a squeaky toy Hop on top, for better kisses That big wet mouth almost never misses Chomp my mouth, look in my eyes This puppy is drooling and she’s grown in size Pin me down like I'm a squirrel Give me wet kisses, you silly lil girl I can take it until I think About what you last ate, then I want to hurl Caught a mouse, mouth is full WMP life is never dull I don't taxidermy, not that cool But let me tell you how I got this skull. Yeah, you adopted