Houdini Me: goes into the main yard with the dogs, which I've had to lock off due to Middy. Middy must wear her harness now, because I'm hoping it slows down her epic squirm power. Middy: OH LOOK OLD MOMMY I AM SOMEHOW OUTSIDE THE FENCE HOW DID THAT HAPPEN OOOH BUNNIES! Me: MIDDY MEPHITIDAE! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT. NOW. *Goes inside to get a leash* *Comes back to search for Middy* No Middy. *Walks the other way around the block* No Middy. *Deep breath, as I try not to strangle her through mental force* Middy: Old Mommy? Old Mommy? I'm stuck! Me: Middy Mephitidae! You stay RIGHT THERE! Middy: Mommy there are thorns I'm stuck halp! Middy: I'm scared old Mommy please help your little Middy Spoon!!!! Me: *mangling self on thorns to get my Middy Spoon out* ok, I really hope you've learned something. Middy: Yay free more adventures! Me: